Meet the Characters
STONERMAN
Delivery driver by day, pot smoking superhero by night. After smoking the weed of the gods, Homer obtained access to godlike abilities whenever he gets high off of cannabis. Although he might be the world's chillest superhero, he isn't afraid of some over the top comicbook/anime inspired action. His powers vary upon the amount of weed he smokes. The higher he gets, the more powerful he becomes. Even with all the weed in the world and the power of the gods; ultimately Stonerman's strength lies within his friends.
Likes- Blunts, flying high, Taco Tuesday, saving kittens, disarming bombs two seconds before they go off because it's more badass, falling asleep at super-speed.
Dislikes- Hard drugs, liquor, villainous monologues, resin, spiders, fakebake, Chongzilla.
APOLLO GOD OF THE SUN
Years ago, Apollo was permanently banned from Mt. Olympus due to his wild-card partying ways. After decades of random adventures and debauchery in the mortal world; Apollo crosses paths with a delivery driver named “Homer." Feeling sorry for the mortal, he decides to share the last of the godly left on earth, which accidentally results in Homer developing godly abilities....
Apollo reluctantly becomes his mentor, sending him down the path to becoming the first ever god of cannabis. Apollo is by far the most fringe and lazy of the crew; so lazy in fact that would be months into their friendship before Homer would witness Apollo use his powers for the first time. Believing they were made up.
Likes- Archery, sneaking insane items into the movie theater (Taco 12 packs, bottles/shooters of Liquor, George Forman Grill, ect.), water pipes, natural herbs/remedies, chess, meditation, conspiracy theories, $10 vodka.
Dislikes- $10 vodka, the dark web, the underworld (been there twice), public intoxication laws, work, the mortal system, Caribbean Monk Seals (there's a reason that they are extinct).
STEVEN
He may be the youngest of the group, but don't let that fool you, Steven definitely parties the hardest. This freshman smokes enough weed to match an entire village of hippies on “smoke break.” When he isn't blazing himself into a coma, you can find him on stage performing stand up comedy, tickling his piano's ivories, and of course helping Stonerman out of jams. Being Homer's best friend since kindergarten, he was an obvious choice to join in on all of the epic adventures.
Likes- Life ending dab hits, get rich quick schemes, freestyling, ghost hunting, weighted blankets, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Dislikes- Running out of weed, "hawks", reboots, snakes, fronts, the “freshman for life” pact.
PRIVATE DETECTIVE JOHNSON (THE PRIVATE DETECTIVE BITCH)
He wears a slick jacket and gold watch. Private Detective John Johnson is a man of living legend within the stoner community. Given the name "Private Detective Bitch" by the media (well more of a prank call made by Steven), Detective Johnson started off as a hard working D.E.A. agent. However, it soon became much more than just a job for him. Nothing can match the sick thrill he gets after each big bust. As the years went by, the private detective learned and mastered the ways of catching stoners. The detective has become hell bent on defeating and unmasking Stonerman as the ultimate score. Becoming one of Sman's most deadly villains.
Likes- Busting potheads in the act of “lighting up”, torturing lego people (probably).
Dislikes- Reefer addicts.
WEENIEPALOOZA
Weeniepalooza is a 3 foot long, brown wiener-dog, detective for hire. This pup gives double crossing a new meaning. While working as an undercover snitch for the police, Weeniepalooza also works as an informant for the mob and other super villains. Weeniepalooza's only motivation to work both sides is to create what he believes to be “beautiful chaos."
THE JONESIN MUNCHIN' ROBOT FROM SECTOR 9 OF THE DOVETRAIN GALAXY
A cybernetic organism sent from Sector 9 of the Dovetrian Galaxy. This alien is able to send out a gamma ray causing the subject to get uncontrollable munchies. The victim subjected to the gamma electromagnetic radiation will consume food until the point of death. However, there is one downfall to this ray; it has an extremely short wavelength. No one knows why this extraterrestrial being has come to earth or why it wants to give people the munchies. Will Stonerman and the crew become victim to the deadliest munchies of his life? Likes- *Beep* Dislikes- *Beep*
THE HAWK
When Steven runs dry of marijuana, the desperation for a fix quickly sets in. If this occurs for too long he'll slip into his handmade, purple, ski-mask to become the vigilante known as... The Hawk! A anti-hero with the ability to swoop in and “hawk” off of other peoples weed. He is very sly and a master pick pocket. Often robbing the corrupted rich to get himself high. When Steven is determined to get weed he often exhibits abilities he never shows in any other of his personalities. Despite looking a lot like Steven and having a similar ski mask as bud buddy, literally nobody in the Stonerman universe ever connects the dots.
Likes- Weed, the Hawkped (a moped pimped out by roger, looking very similar to Steven's moped and Bud Buddy's smokeped)
Dislikes- Being Dry.
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